The Foolishness of the Helm

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The Foolishness of the Helm

Post by JB » Wed May 10, 2006 6:06 pm

Right,

It had been noted by a certain elder statesmen of the UK 14 fleet, that may or may not go by the name of Bridge, that the Crew's Union has been quiet of late.

This was heeded by a crew and communicated to us, so I thought I'd bring the union right up to date in the 21st century and give it a forum to release all that pent up frustration.

How you ask........ I asked a foolish helmsman to do it for me :shock:

So to all the abused, overworked and underpaid crews out there......

On my command, Unleash Hell!!!!!!!

:twisted:

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Let 'em 'ave it!

spot

Post by spot » Wed May 10, 2006 7:48 pm

i think some of them should try working on the boat too! every helm who deos/did that is allowed to shout then.
(but not at me :wink: )

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Post by tmoney727t » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:38 am

ahhh, cmon, crews have it easy. ur just along for the ride, and u get limited blames for ur wins or losses.
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Post by windspirit1333 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:43 am

helms? pah mine goes by the name transom ballast!

just incase you want a laugh (though this link has probs been posted before)

http://www.rclass.org/humour

just change r-class to i14 and then it becomes oh so familiar! or is that just me?

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'the original pitchpole princess'

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Post by oceanhippie » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:44 pm

I laughted my self to death at that a few years back, started refereig to my helm as transom balast. Shortly afterwards the bugger bought a Penultimate (he was skint and there cheap).
Sudenly it became very acurate and funnier.
Now I helm said 14, with any crew I can subvert (mostly Polish Girls who can't trapeze at present). And re-wrote the Beginners Guide for my SC's mag. I havn't published it here cos its a rip off but the originall was too car driver / Kiwi oriantated. We're more the cycle to the sailing club sorts where I come from.

http://www.oceanhippie.net/content.php?Cat=2&Res=157

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Post by aem27 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:10 am

It looks like the Crew's union is still quiet.

You should find out who's in charge and give him a kicking.

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Post by aem27 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:01 pm

Fraid the link doesn't work

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Post by JB » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:51 am

aem27 wrote:Fraid the link doesn't work
AEM, it just shows a picture of you in a cheerleaders out fit wearing a dog collar.

My mum now thinks you are some kind of tranvestite, beastial pervert.

She's quite perceptive.

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